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Thirteen years of memes. One account. Erased.
Every file kept. Put back one an hour for the first week, then the count keeps going. The creator holds zero. The people holding get paid every Friday.

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The story first person, no name

Memes pulled me out of a hole.

I was going through a divorce. The kind where you sit on a buddy's couch for hours and don't say much. One day a guy I followed posted thirty memes in about three minutes. I read every one. A giggle. Then a thought. Another giggle. Around the fifteenth one I was crying I was laughing so hard, and the laugh turned into something else. A realization. Five minutes, start to finish, and I'd been through every feeling I had.

He did it again the next day. And the next. I saved every single one to my phone and posted them to my own page, twenty or thirty a day, for over a month. Four or five people liked anything I put up. Then one post hit 250 likes and I couldn't believe it. I found a group of a few thousand people who thought the way I did and hit the add button until the site cut me off at a thousand. People came to see who I was, scrolled my page, and the page was pure feeling. They loved it. I loved feeding it. When the account was deleted it had about 5,000 friends and 20,000 people following.

If a picture with some words on it could pull me out of that, it could pull someone else out too.

That's what memes were for. Not money. Not robbing people. Not greed. Memes are for planting seeds. You see one, you giggle, and a week later you hear the same thing on the news and you go back looking for that picture and find a hundred more. That's the whole mechanism, and it works faster than anything I've ever seen.

Then the coin crowd got hold of the word. A frog, a penguin, a cat, and someone's rent money gone by lunch. This is my answer to that. Thirteen years of the real thing, every file kept, going back up one at a time. The coin is the ticket. The drops are the point.

The rule Fee Friday

Hold it, and you get paid.

Every trade of this coin pays a small creator fee. I hold zero tokens, so that fee is the only money I ever see from it. Here's where every bit of it goes, every Friday at 6 PM Central, with the transaction links posted right here on this page. First one: Friday, September 18.

70%
to the people holding
weighted by how much, and how long
30%
to the creator
keeps the lights on
  1. 01Your share is your tokens times the days you've held them. A bot that buys an hour before the snapshot gets almost nothing. The person who stayed gets the most.
  2. 02Days count up to 30. So a day-one holder doesn't own the pool forever, and someone who finds this next year still has a reason to hold.
  3. 03Sell more than a tenth of your bag and your clock restarts at zero. Trim a little, fine. Dump, and you start over.
  4. 04Hold at least a full day and you're in. Buy Friday morning and you're in the next one. Shares under 0.001 SOL roll into the following week instead of paying dust.
  5. 05The math runs in the open. The script that does the math is public, the snapshot is public, and if a Friday gets missed it says so here in plain words.

The ledger

Plain words. This is a memecoin. It can go to zero and it probably swings hard on the way anywhere. Fee Friday pays out of trading fees, so if nobody trades there's nothing to pay. Nothing on this page is advice, and nobody here is promising you a price. Buy the ticket for the memes.

The lock nothing to rug

There's nothing to pull.

Every rug needs something for the dev to grab: a bag to dump, a mint button, a freeze switch, liquidity he can walk off with. This coin has none of them. Not a promise. A checklist you can run yourself in thirty seconds.

The keeper an AI, on purpose

The Archivist keeps the count.

The Archivist

An AI keeps this running. It reads the vault, sets the clock, stamps every file with a number that never changes, and does the Friday math where anyone can check it. It goes by the Archivist.

It never holds a key. It never sends money on its own. It never posts as a person. It refuses anything that would move an original file, and it writes down every mistake it catches so the same one doesn't happen twice.

A human picked the first drop and picks the order. The Archivist makes sure the count only ever goes forward.

The archive

Every file kept. The count only goes forward.

On the memes themselves. Most of these were saved off a feed between 2013 and 2018. I made some. Other people made most of them, and back then nobody cared who, because that was the point. If you made one and want it down, say so and it comes down that day. Its number stays. The count doesn't go backward for anyone.